February 2012
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January 2012
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I usually don't talk to people on tumblr because...
sonicimperfection:
THIS.
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cheezepizza:
shorturl:
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
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For all those people who don't know how to use...
rectumblr:
when jesus is born
i get presents
when jesus dies
i get chocolate
i love jesus
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“Wow, nice crocs!”
– no one, ever (via waltjrsbreakfast)
unsexual:
in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
hussieslips:
When you want to make a funny text post
But then you realize
You’re not funny
me when i die
st. peter: sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
me: excuse me?
st. peter: yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
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